Smell Ya Later

Don't Spray Your Dick

Episode Summary

There's technically no right or wrong way to wear fragrance. But there IS one universal code of understanding...which you'll learn about in this episode.

Episode Notes

How do you apply fragrance? Well, that is a many-pronged question, pondered for many years and with varying degrees of authority on the matter.  Tl;dr: it depends. How far do you want your scent to emanate? How many enemies do you have? Why doesn't perfume ever last as long as you want it to, no matter how much you douse yourself?  (That we can help with.) Your hosts will answer these queries and many more things that no one and everyone asked us on the matter, imparting our fragrant knowledge on the most effective ways to smell like whatever it is you wish to smell like.  

[Fragrances mentioned: D.S. & Durga St. Vetyver, Kendall Jenner Olive]